Bounty k**er - Cellular Phone lyrics

[Intro:] Lawd-a-mercy A need to mek a special call, hand me di telephone An when mi call, me cyaa get no dial tone Lawd-a-mercy Mi diss buy mi house a love zone Anyway, hey! [Hook:] Excuse, pa** mi cellular phone Mek me call Antoinette and Simone Hey! Tell dem nuh move a muscle ahm comin' home To take a trip down inna dem love zone Hey! Gyal haffi bawl and scream and moan Me start drink di ol' tiger bone We use brush, brush we shoes, and fling 'way stone So tell di man dem, "leave that alone!" Drink up di Guinness, smoke up di chronic Gyal start to bawl, me give dem di tonic Gyal get di performance, and then astonish' And a hold mi tight and a tell me she panic [Verse 1:] Well! Gyal want loving and dem want di romance And if you nuh give dem, dem gonna carry vengance Gyal inna mi bed deh pon a love sentence You see di big bamboo ya, mi tek block dem entrance Gyal want a man, you know me deh ya instant Natural as mi born, no under not a substance Excellent and talented, me don' unbalance I nah drop off like di guy, Jack Palance Gyal a mi got di fuel fi light up your lamp And got di water fi pour inna your tank When di heat start di gyal a search fi hydrant A scream and a bawl, say "di belly bottom cramp" Me haffi send Toddler go call di ambulance Mi a di only soldier weh inna her camp, Gyal, from it's love, mi don' ramp [Hook:] Well! Big and fat weigh five hundred pound Well, di k**er gonna break it down Laawd. Di gyal bring di whole a country come a town A say she waan fi wear k**er's crown But! Gyal a bawl "Help!" just like dem a drown When me start select dem sound Romance is di name of mi cologne And mi just buy house a love zone Drink up di Guinness, smoke up di chronic Gyal start to bawl, me give dem di tonic Gyal get di performance, and then astonish' And a hold mi tight and a tell me she panic [Verse 2:] Well! Gyal a make noise like a giant alarm Gyal waan fi run 'way when mi engine turn on Mi three teeth fork mi take and plough up her farm Plant mi banana, and sink fi mi corn Whole heap a hungry-belly pickeny deh ya a yawn Non-stap work, it's just on and on Gyal inna mi house pon love sentance remand Blow like hurricane, and spring water like storm A find excuse a say, "one o'clock gone" And, "wha' she a go tell her mother say inna di morn'" Me nah stop work because pickney shall born You shouldn't find yourself inna mi palm [Hook:] Well! Hand me my phone Mek me call Jacqueline and Simone Hey! Tell dem nuh move no muscle, k**a coming home To tek a trip down inna di love zone Hey! Gyal haffi bawl and scream and moan Me start drink di ol' tiger bone I just brush, brush my shoes, I fling 'way stone So tell di man dem, "leave that alone!" Drink up mi Guinness, smoke up di chronic Gyal start to bawl, me give dem di tonic Gyal get di performance, and then astonish' And a hold mi tight and a tell me she panic [Outro:] Well! Gyal want the loving and want the romance And if them nuh...