Solitary is fun
Really number one
Locked in a steel cell
All your life
I k**ed once
I k**ed twice
Maybe soon I'll be so nice
When they let me out on parole one more time
Locked in a steel cage at night
Like animals in the zoo
That's right
If you had
k**ed you'd get
off scott free
But you went for the money
Now you're in here
Someone that's
Innocently k**ed
The murderer will get out on bail
Or stay one year in jail
Maybe less
But if somebody
Holds up a bank
Or steals from the government
He might as well be dead
They'll throw away the key
[Chorus]
Prison isn't really bad
If you want to be a f*g
Solitary confinement
Is the only way
You'll be by yourself
Padded wall all around
You'll get the darkness you deserve
[Chorus]