Solitary is fun Really number one Locked in a steel cell All your life I k**ed once I k**ed twice Maybe soon I'll be so nice When they let me out on parole one more time Locked in a steel cage at night Like animals in the zoo That's right If you had k**ed you'd get off scott free But you went for the money Now you're in here Someone that's Innocently k**ed The murderer will get out on bail Or stay one year in jail Maybe less But if somebody Holds up a bank Or steals from the government He might as well be dead They'll throw away the key [Chorus] Prison isn't really bad If you want to be a f*g Solitary confinement Is the only way You'll be by yourself Padded wall all around You'll get the darkness you deserve [Chorus]