[Taylor] It feels like the perfect day, to torture my exes, and then put on their skin!
[Harry] HELP ME!
[Taylor] Shut up Harry!
[Taylor] I escaped from the asylum, and kidnapped all of them, to get my revenge!
[Jake] You're sick!
[Taylor] HAHAHA, HA!
[Taylor] Yeeeeeeeeaah, I got Joe, Jake, John and Kennedy, all wrapped in duct tape!
[Harry] B&!$% give me back my f&!$ing face!
[Taylor] Fat CHANCE!
[Taylor] Today's the first day of a never ending Hell date!
It's time!
[Taylor] Now you all will be mine! Until the end of all time!
I will never let you leave!
[John] Somebody call the police!
[Taylor] You better shut your mouth! Or I will cut your tongue out!
[Jake] Why are you dancing like that?!
[Taylor] Because I'm a psychopath! Now it's your turn to dance!
[3 Gunshots]
[Joe] Ahh!
[Joe] You just shot me, in my a**!
[Taylor] You should never have dumped me! Now you're all buried, lets watch Tyler Perry!
[Exes] Please just, k** us!
[Taylor] It's Madea goes to Jail! My favorite movie!
[Exes] Ah!
[?] Hallelujah!
[Jake] This proves shes crazy!
[John] It's making my eyes bleed!
[Taylor] Yeaaaaah... Soon you will all become members of my d**h cult!
[Joe] Err, excuse me?
[Taylor] After the murder ritual!
[Exes] Ohhh crap!
[Taylor]
Then we will spend eternity together below
[Taylor turns into Satan Taylor]
[Satan Taylor]
In Hell, ahahah!
[Exes] Uh oh!
[Satan Taylor] All the rumors are true! I am Satan!
[Exes] Yeah we knew!
[Satan Taylor] Now your heads must all come off! B R B I'll get the saw!
[Jake]
Dude, she dropped her cell phone!
[John]
Pick it up call the po po!
[Jake]
We'll be dead once they get here!
I have a better idea sent!
[Satan]
What are you doing!
[Boyfriends]
Uh uh uh uh... We were not doing anything...
[Satan]
No matter time to die!
I'll see you in the afterlife
[Jesus]
Hey Hey!
Drop the weapon miss Swift!
[Boyfriend]
OMG it's Jesus!
[Satan]
How did you find me J.C.?
[Jesus]
I got a text from Jake G
[Jake]
We're actually quite close!
He likes all my Facebook posts!
[Jesus]
And he follows me on twitter, anyway
Back to Taylor now!
Time to take care of you!
[Satan]
I can't move!
[Jesus]
With this Holy Water Balloon!
[Satan]
Gah! Get that away from me you fool Gah!
[Jesus]
Sorry but your time here is through!
[Satan Taylor] Aghhh!
[Exes cheer]
[Jesus] Well my children, that a wrap on that crazy b&!?*, who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances on me!
[Exes cheer]