BartBaker - Bart Baker - "22" Parody lyrics

[Taylor] It feels like the perfect day, to torture my exes, and then put on their skin! [Harry] HELP ME! [Taylor] Shut up Harry! [Taylor] I escaped from the asylum, and kidnapped all of them, to get my revenge! [Jake] You're sick! [Taylor] HAHAHA, HA! [Taylor] Yeeeeeeeeaah, I got Joe, Jake, John and Kennedy, all wrapped in duct tape! [Harry] B&!$% give me back my f&!$ing face! [Taylor] Fat CHANCE! [Taylor] Today's the first day of a never ending Hell date! It's time! [Taylor] Now you all will be mine! Until the end of all time! I will never let you leave! [John] Somebody call the police! [Taylor] You better shut your mouth! Or I will cut your tongue out! [Jake] Why are you dancing like that?! [Taylor] Because I'm a psychopath! Now it's your turn to dance! [3 Gunshots] [Joe] Ahh! [Joe] You just shot me, in my a**! [Taylor] You should never have dumped me! Now you're all buried, lets watch Tyler Perry! [Exes] Please just, k** us! [Taylor] It's Madea goes to Jail! My favorite movie! [Exes] Ah! [?] Hallelujah! [Jake] This proves shes crazy! [John] It's making my eyes bleed! [Taylor] Yeaaaaah... Soon you will all become members of my d**h cult! [Joe] Err, excuse me? [Taylor] After the murder ritual! [Exes] Ohhh crap! [Taylor] Then we will spend eternity together below [Taylor turns into Satan Taylor] [Satan Taylor] In Hell, ahahah! [Exes] Uh oh! [Satan Taylor] All the rumors are true! I am Satan! [Exes] Yeah we knew! [Satan Taylor] Now your heads must all come off! B R B I'll get the saw! [Jake] Dude, she dropped her cell phone! [John] Pick it up call the po po! [Jake] We'll be dead once they get here! I have a better idea sent! [Satan] What are you doing! [Boyfriends] Uh uh uh uh... We were not doing anything... [Satan] No matter time to die! I'll see you in the afterlife [Jesus] Hey Hey! Drop the weapon miss Swift! [Boyfriend] OMG it's Jesus! [Satan] How did you find me J.C.? [Jesus] I got a text from Jake G [Jake] We're actually quite close! He likes all my Facebook posts! [Jesus] And he follows me on twitter, anyway Back to Taylor now! Time to take care of you! [Satan] I can't move! [Jesus] With this Holy Water Balloon! [Satan] Gah! Get that away from me you fool Gah! [Jesus] Sorry but your time here is through! [Satan Taylor] Aghhh! [Exes cheer] [Jesus] Well my children, that a wrap on that crazy b&!?*, who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances on me! [Exes cheer]