Yeah, woooh-oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
7AM waking up really horny
Gotta be fresh, talking about downstairs
Gotta take the pill, gotta have cereal,
Take a huge dump in the toilet bowl
Wipe my a**, pick my mole
Now I gotta get down to the bus stop
[Censored] taking the bus,
I see a weird man
He's jerkin' in the front seat
Trying to abduct me
I'm wearing crotchless panties
Which seat do I take?
[Weird man:]
Come here, girl, come here,
Get in my car, get in my car, come here.
It's Friday, Friday
I'm so s*utty on Friday
All the kids are horny on the weekend, Friday
Friday, Friday, I'm so whiny on Friday
Four days after Monday, two pa** Wednesday
It's Friday
Partyin', partyin'! Yeah!
In the back of some guy's car
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
[Weird Man:]
Stop! Shut up! Stop it! Shut up! Stop it!
Wait, wait, wait. wait. wait, if today is Friday
What was yesterday?
[Bart Baker]
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today it is Friday, Friday
Wee, wee, wee I just went wee wee
I got excited and pissed my panties today
Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday cums afterwards
And then it's Monday and Tuesday
and then it becomes Wednesday which is
followed by Thursday and then it's Friday again!
[Weird Man:]
Jerking me in the front seat
Kid in the back seat, drinking shrimp juice, puking
Fast lane, switching lanes,
With a car up on my side
Pa**ing by a school bus, in front of me
Wing-wong, wing-wong, check out my ding-ding
Check my time, Friday, weekend
We gonna get s*utty, come on, come on y'all
Oh y'all little boys and girls come on get in my car
I got enough shrimp juice for everybody.
It's Friday, Friday, I'm so whiny on Friday
All the kids are horny on the weekend,
Friday, Friday, Friday I'm so s*utty on Friday
Four days after Monday, two pa** Wednesday
It's Friday
Partyin', Partyin'! Yeah!
In the back of some guys car
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
Just another s*utty Friday.