Bart Baker - Friday (Rebecca Black Parody) lyrics

Yeah, woooh-oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah 7AM waking up really horny Gotta be fresh, talking about downstairs Gotta take the pill, gotta have cereal, Take a huge dump in the toilet bowl Wipe my a**, pick my mole Now I gotta get down to the bus stop [Censored] taking the bus, I see a weird man He's jerkin' in the front seat Trying to abduct me I'm wearing crotchless panties Which seat do I take? [Weird man:] Come here, girl, come here, Get in my car, get in my car, come here. It's Friday, Friday I'm so s*utty on Friday All the kids are horny on the weekend, Friday Friday, Friday, I'm so whiny on Friday Four days after Monday, two pa** Wednesday It's Friday Partyin', partyin'! Yeah! In the back of some guy's car Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun [Weird Man:] Stop! Shut up! Stop it! Shut up! Stop it! Wait, wait, wait. wait. wait, if today is Friday What was yesterday? [Bart Baker] Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today it is Friday, Friday Wee, wee, wee I just went wee wee I got excited and pissed my panties today Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday cums afterwards And then it's Monday and Tuesday and then it becomes Wednesday which is followed by Thursday and then it's Friday again! [Weird Man:] Jerking me in the front seat Kid in the back seat, drinking shrimp juice, puking Fast lane, switching lanes, With a car up on my side Pa**ing by a school bus, in front of me Wing-wong, wing-wong, check out my ding-ding Check my time, Friday, weekend We gonna get s*utty, come on, come on y'all Oh y'all little boys and girls come on get in my car I got enough shrimp juice for everybody. It's Friday, Friday, I'm so whiny on Friday All the kids are horny on the weekend, Friday, Friday, Friday I'm so s*utty on Friday Four days after Monday, two pa** Wednesday It's Friday Partyin', Partyin'! Yeah! In the back of some guys car Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun Just another s*utty Friday.