[Verse 1: Baste Bacon]
[Hook: Pullout Brian/Baste Bacon]
Fred why'd you have to die?
You were just the coolest guy
Fred why'd you have to go?
You taught me everything I know
[Verse 2: Pullout Brian]
Fred is gone
Sad to say
Gotta make this song
Then I gotta pray
I miss Fred
He was so funny
He used to lay down
I rubbed his tummy
He had the most swag
Though he was kinda fat
He had the most cheese
But he was no rat
Fred your the coolest
Sometimes I didn't feed you
I was foolish
You know I need you
DAMMIT FRED