[Verse 1: Baste Bacon] [Hook: Pullout Brian/Baste Bacon] Fred why'd you have to die? You were just the coolest guy Fred why'd you have to go? You taught me everything I know [Verse 2: Pullout Brian] Fred is gone Sad to say Gotta make this song Then I gotta pray I miss Fred He was so funny He used to lay down I rubbed his tummy He had the most swag Though he was kinda fat He had the most cheese But he was no rat Fred your the coolest Sometimes I didn't feed you I was foolish You know I need you DAMMIT FRED