[Verse 1]
I bought a lot of good weed
And a bottle of milk
A soggy eggshell
A phantom's gonna teach me how to break the submarine
‘Cause I'm real laid back
My owl wore clothes
The zebra thinks he's half not black
[Hook]
Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue
[Verse 2]
Caught your dog in my hut
It's a well-known mutt
It took chicken from my fridge
As I was frying hot ducks
On a freezing night
It always liked to bite
Where's them b**bies? I wanna ice this cake
[Hook]
[Bridge]
Who do you think would win in a bear fight in the night?
Who's gonna hoard dark water for days?
Can't be around dogs who fart all the time
Quit sneaking off and punching orphaned Brazilians
[Hook]
[Outro]
Psychotic dog, psychotic dog, yeah
Psychotic dog, psychotic doggie
Gonna shave that beard with glue
A costumed gorilla ate Ben