Bad Lip Reading - Beard with Glue lyrics

[Verse 1] I bought a lot of good weed And a bottle of milk A soggy eggshell A phantom's gonna teach me how to break the submarine ‘Cause I'm real laid back My owl wore clothes The zebra thinks he's half not black [Hook] Hope you fall On your burger and fries The bullfrog hates you I saw your friends Drowning in blood And I sold the wine to you Guess I'll shave a beard with glue [Verse 2] Caught your dog in my hut It's a well-known mutt It took chicken from my fridge As I was frying hot ducks On a freezing night It always liked to bite Where's them b**bies? I wanna ice this cake [Hook] [Bridge] Who do you think would win in a bear fight in the night? Who's gonna hoard dark water for days? Can't be around dogs who fart all the time Quit sneaking off and punching orphaned Brazilians [Hook] [Outro] Psychotic dog, psychotic dog, yeah Psychotic dog, psychotic doggie Gonna shave that beard with glue A costumed gorilla ate Ben