Down the made orange
With the pimps and the peddlers
Looking like Colombo
Feeling like Holmes the Meddler
It's breakfast time
Have a pot of wine
s**ing on a bone
Chewing on a microphone
I am a fireman
I live in a Lisbon bus shelter
I am the fireman
Satan's little helper
All the Brits abroad
Looking for an easy score
Talk about North Korea
And think about your career
I am a fireman
I live in a Lisbon bus shelter
I am the fireman
Says I am a fireman
I am a fireman
At the fireman's convention
In Buenos Aires
Says I am a fireman
I am the fireman