Down the made orange With the pimps and the peddlers Looking like Colombo Feeling like Holmes the Meddler It's breakfast time Have a pot of wine s**ing on a bone Chewing on a microphone I am a fireman I live in a Lisbon bus shelter I am the fireman Satan's little helper All the Brits abroad Looking for an easy score Talk about North Korea And think about your career I am a fireman I live in a Lisbon bus shelter I am the fireman Says I am a fireman I am a fireman At the fireman's convention In Buenos Aires Says I am a fireman I am the fireman