Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps addin' up, I think I'm crackin' up
Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink to an*lyze my dreams
She says it's lack of s** that's bringin' me down
I went to a who*e, he said my life's a bore
So quit my whinin' cause it's bringin' her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps addin' up, I think I'm crackin' up
Am I just paranoid?
Graspin' to control so I better hold on
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps addin' up, I think I'm crackin' up
Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?