Do you have the time to listen to me whine About nothing and everything all at once? I am one of those melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps addin' up, I think I'm crackin' up Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned? I went to a shrink to an*lyze my dreams She says it's lack of s** that's bringin' me down I went to a who*e, he said my life's a bore So quit my whinin' cause it's bringin' her down Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps addin' up, I think I'm crackin' up Am I just paranoid? Graspin' to control so I better hold on Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps addin' up, I think I'm crackin' up Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?