I'm going to grow up to be just like Ethel Merman
I'm already warbling, so I think I fit her pretty well.
Ethel was not Vegas
Ethel's d**h has come too soon
And I've got suspicious feelings now that Ethel's gone
I'm going to grow up tp be just like Johnny Franklin
I'm already balding, so I think I fit him pretty well.
And it's not that I don't like people
Surely you know that I like you.
It's just that I've got hateful feelings towards the Beatles' song.