Archers Of Loaf - Ethel Merman lyrics

I'm going to grow up to be just like Ethel Merman I'm already warbling, so I think I fit her pretty well. Ethel was not Vegas Ethel's d**h has come too soon And I've got suspicious feelings now that Ethel's gone I'm going to grow up tp be just like Johnny Franklin I'm already balding, so I think I fit him pretty well. And it's not that I don't like people Surely you know that I like you. It's just that I've got hateful feelings towards the Beatles' song.