{chorus}
All i do is eat beef, sleep, sh*t, run twenty miles
Sure it takes a week and the running was a lie
Swimming at the beach, nope i’m floating in denial
Can i have a cookie haven’t cheated in awhile
Want to see my abs i’ll need you to close your eyes
Where the hell’s that kfc i dropped between my thighs
{verse 1}
Only god can judge me i hope i win a prize
Second best in show for the softness of my hide
Regardless of what’s in fashion bread soaked in lard is tight
Best friends with a robot keeps me brеathing through the night
When i hang with jesus hе runs out of bread and wine
Can i smell a buffet
Can i smell a buffet
I can smell a buffet
{chorus}
All i do is eat beef, sleep, sh*t, run twenty miles
Sure it takes a week and the running was a lie
Swimming at the beach, nope i’m floating in denial
Can i have a cookie haven’t cheated in awhile
Want to see my abs i’ll need you to close your eyes
Where the hell’s that kfc i dropped between my thighs
{verse 2}
Healthy mountain oysters fifty at a time
Just a bowl of nuts but better eat them deep fried
I’m a cereal killer you need to hear my truth
A victim of society, molested by food
Joined a gang called the dim sum crew
Got expelled for selling nori at school
{spoken word}
But i kept on selling it and throughout the years i learnt to both consume and sell my own supply. then went on to study and produce both nori and agar plates until my untimely death whilst recording the 2019 album “twenty inch steel”
{chorus}
All i do is eat beef, sleep, sh*t, run twenty miles
Sure it takes a week and the running was a lie
Swimming at the beach, nope i’m floating in denial
Can i have a cookie haven’t cheated in awhile
Want to see my abs i’ll need you to close your eyes
Where the hell’s that kfc i dropped between my thighs
{spoken outro}
Oh no there it is. that’s mash potato and gravy