{chorus} All i do is eat beef, sleep, sh*t, run twenty miles Sure it takes a week and the running was a lie Swimming at the beach, nope i’m floating in denial Can i have a cookie haven’t cheated in awhile Want to see my abs i’ll need you to close your eyes Where the hell’s that kfc i dropped between my thighs {verse 1} Only god can judge me i hope i win a prize Second best in show for the softness of my hide Regardless of what’s in fashion bread soaked in lard is tight Best friends with a robot keeps me brеathing through the night When i hang with jesus hе runs out of bread and wine Can i smell a buffet Can i smell a buffet I can smell a buffet {chorus} All i do is eat beef, sleep, sh*t, run twenty miles Sure it takes a week and the running was a lie Swimming at the beach, nope i’m floating in denial Can i have a cookie haven’t cheated in awhile Want to see my abs i’ll need you to close your eyes Where the hell’s that kfc i dropped between my thighs {verse 2} Healthy mountain oysters fifty at a time Just a bowl of nuts but better eat them deep fried I’m a cereal killer you need to hear my truth A victim of society, molested by food Joined a gang called the dim sum crew Got expelled for selling nori at school {spoken word} But i kept on selling it and throughout the years i learnt to both consume and sell my own supply. then went on to study and produce both nori and agar plates until my untimely death whilst recording the 2019 album “twenty inch steel” {chorus} All i do is eat beef, sleep, sh*t, run twenty miles Sure it takes a week and the running was a lie Swimming at the beach, nope i’m floating in denial Can i have a cookie haven’t cheated in awhile Want to see my abs i’ll need you to close your eyes Where the hell’s that kfc i dropped between my thighs {spoken outro} Oh no there it is. that’s mash potato and gravy