[Dirt Nasty]
I know how to get freaky
bu*t f** your best friend in Tahiti
Through her bikini my zucchini
Came out the Sergio Tacchini
[Andy Milonakis]
I met her on Craigslist
Playing with my eggs like breakfast
Riddle me this
Should I kiss a b**h covered in piss?
[Nasty]
Hell yeah, that's the sh**
Chili dog the b**h and take some flicks
Then make her s** your dick
And smoke some rock on some Rick James sh**
[Milonakis]
Here's Johnny!
But I don't need a knife to k** the punani
Come take this bukkake
And I'll speed bag that clit like Rocky
[Nasty]
When I do c**aine
I be eatin' more p**y than Lindsay Lohan
And I'm gonna need Rogaine
Cuz these nineteen year olds got me feeling like an old man
[Milonakis]
She was scared when I s**t her
I think she saw me jerking off to Dexter
[Hook]
We some freaky muthaf**az
Not the kind that you bring home to your mothers
We will f** you in the dumpster
Eating cold fried rice while we hump you
Freaky... freaky mothaf**as
Freaky... freaky mothaf**as
[Nasty]
I bu*t f** you in the Cadillac
The seats go way, way back
They black leather
I smack your face, Heather
[Milonakis]
Heather, it's okay
Let's get the f** up out of L.A
I'll take you to Reno
Shake my dice and put my co*k in your pee-hole
[Nasty]
I've had threesomes with Asian girls
They called it "Noodle teryaki world"
(laughing) Oh nah, I'm just playing, s** my dick
[Milonakis]
Well that ain't sh**
I f**ed your great granny, saggy tits
But that ain't it
I bit the clit off that raggedy b**h
[Nasty]
f** you, mothaf**ey
I had a menage 5A in Kentucky
I got a bu*t s**y
From Becky, I was lucky she f**ed me
[Milonakis]
Hey ho, you gots to go
I'm about to touch my dick to the Cosby Show
[Hook]