Andy Milonakis - Freaky Muthaf**az lyrics

[Dirt Nasty] I know how to get freaky bu*t f** your best friend in Tahiti Through her bikini my zucchini Came out the Sergio Tacchini [Andy Milonakis] I met her on Craigslist Playing with my eggs like breakfast Riddle me this Should I kiss a b**h covered in piss? [Nasty] Hell yeah, that's the sh** Chili dog the b**h and take some flicks Then make her s** your dick And smoke some rock on some Rick James sh** [Milonakis] Here's Johnny! But I don't need a knife to k** the punani Come take this bukkake And I'll speed bag that clit like Rocky [Nasty] When I do c**aine I be eatin' more p**y than Lindsay Lohan And I'm gonna need Rogaine Cuz these nineteen year olds got me feeling like an old man [Milonakis] She was scared when I s**t her I think she saw me jerking off to Dexter [Hook] We some freaky muthaf**az Not the kind that you bring home to your mothers We will f** you in the dumpster Eating cold fried rice while we hump you Freaky... freaky mothaf**as Freaky... freaky mothaf**as [Nasty] I bu*t f** you in the Cadillac The seats go way, way back They black leather I smack your face, Heather [Milonakis] Heather, it's okay Let's get the f** up out of L.A I'll take you to Reno Shake my dice and put my co*k in your pee-hole [Nasty] I've had threesomes with Asian girls They called it "Noodle teryaki world" (laughing) Oh nah, I'm just playing, s** my dick [Milonakis] Well that ain't sh** I f**ed your great granny, saggy tits But that ain't it I bit the clit off that raggedy b**h [Nasty] f** you, mothaf**ey I had a menage 5A in Kentucky I got a bu*t s**y From Becky, I was lucky she f**ed me [Milonakis] Hey ho, you gots to go I'm about to touch my dick to the Cosby Show [Hook]