I've got a new found fangled
Fandango tango angle
And it keeps things curious
Yes, and it makes folks furious It takes two part tango
And a little tingle tangle
And two Orangutans
Like me and you I used to think that you were a tomboy
Hair like a bird's nest, clothes so shoddy
Then I found that you were a Rhomboid
Not an oblesque bone in your body So don't mess around
With my extemporangle fangle
Everybody's entitled to a little
Existenstialrangle fangle bang