I've got a new found fangled Fandango tango angle And it keeps things curious Yes, and it makes folks furious It takes two part tango And a little tingle tangle And two Orangutans Like me and you I used to think that you were a tomboy Hair like a bird's nest, clothes so shoddy Then I found that you were a Rhomboid Not an oblesque bone in your body So don't mess around With my extemporangle fangle Everybody's entitled to a little Existenstialrangle fangle bang