you have a mustache,you called me on the phone
you wear a beret and you sell colonge
you wear colonge but you still smell bad
you smell like sh** from all the men that you've had
[chorus:]
you sell colonge [x4]
you wear a gay suit, you have a mustache
you're always looking at your customers a**
a freelance h*mo,you tried to sell to sears
but you got kicked out because you're f**ing queer
[chorus]