you have a mustache,you called me on the phone you wear a beret and you sell colonge you wear colonge but you still smell bad you smell like sh** from all the men that you've had [chorus:] you sell colonge [x4] you wear a gay suit, you have a mustache you're always looking at your customers a** a freelance h*mo,you tried to sell to sears but you got kicked out because you're f**ing queer [chorus]