Well I'm lying in this hospital bed
I should have had an operation but I'm waiting here instead
The floor's dirty and the paint is peeling
And there's piss and sh** and blood and semen dripping from the ceiling
My chest pain is getting worse
And I really need a bypa** but the Philippino nurse
Says that it's all Tony Blair's fault because he let
The NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debt
And he's holding up my bypa**
Whooooahh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh
Whooooahh
And I really need a bypa**
Ohhhhh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna die
Oh sh**
Tony can't afford the NHS no more
'Cause he's paying for the Olympics and another bloody war
And I wouldn't say I'm an expert in political anthropology
But unless he starts investing I'm gonna have a coronary
'Cause my heart is getting worse each day
And the only thing they've given me is MRSA
'Cause there's nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the d** out
And it's not like Carry On films when they always get their jugs out
And he's holding up my bypa**
Whoaaahhhh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh
Oooohhh
And I really need a bypa**
Whoaaahhhh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna die
We're all gonna die a painful d**h
There's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful d**h
There's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful d**h
There's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful d**h
There's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful d**h
There's nothing left
And he's holding up my bypa**
Whoaaahhhh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh
Whoaaahhhh
And I really need a bypa**
Whoaaahhhh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna . .