Amateur Transplants - The NHS Song lyrics

Well I'm lying in this hospital bed I should have had an operation but I'm waiting here instead The floor's dirty and the paint is peeling And there's piss and sh** and blood and semen dripping from the ceiling My chest pain is getting worse And I really need a bypa** but the Philippino nurse Says that it's all Tony Blair's fault because he let The NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debt And he's holding up my bypa** Whooooahh Tony Blair is having a top laugh Whooooahh And I really need a bypa** Ohhhhh Or I think I'm gonna die boss I think I'm gonna die Oh sh** Tony can't afford the NHS no more 'Cause he's paying for the Olympics and another bloody war And I wouldn't say I'm an expert in political anthropology But unless he starts investing I'm gonna have a coronary 'Cause my heart is getting worse each day And the only thing they've given me is MRSA 'Cause there's nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the d** out And it's not like Carry On films when they always get their jugs out And he's holding up my bypa** Whoaaahhhh Tony Blair is having a top laugh Oooohhh And I really need a bypa** Whoaaahhhh Or I think I'm gonna die boss I think I'm gonna die We're all gonna die a painful d**h There's nothing left of the NHS We're all gonna die a painful d**h There's nothing left of the NHS We're all gonna die a painful d**h There's nothing left of the NHS We're all gonna die a painful d**h There's nothing left of the NHS We're all gonna die a painful d**h There's nothing left And he's holding up my bypa** Whoaaahhhh Tony Blair is having a top laugh Whoaaahhhh And I really need a bypa** Whoaaahhhh Or I think I'm gonna die boss I think I'm gonna . .