A routine procedure, gone completely wrong
A real f**ing pity. That chick had such nice cans
Graduated from med school, might have done too much d**
Shouldn't have dropped that acid on the night before my first mastectomy
Misplaced mastectomy. Now confusion turns into doubt
My hand was steady applying the cuts. I knew something wasn't quite right
Still thought I knew what I was doing. Wasn't like I was still drunk
As I remove the tumor, something seems to be missing
What felt and looked like a lump, was that really the right b**b?
A routine procedure. Gone completely wrong. A real f**ing pity
That chick had such nice cans. And now they're in the trash
After the operation, the f**-up came to the light
Husband going completely crazy
Not to speak of the soon-to-be-titless wife
One small confusion turned into truth
The tomogram hung up the wrong way
The lady was the one to pay
And now I have to run away
Misplaced mastectomy