Amagortis - Misplaced Mastectomy lyrics

A routine procedure, gone completely wrong A real f**ing pity. That chick had such nice cans Graduated from med school, might have done too much d** Shouldn't have dropped that acid on the night before my first mastectomy Misplaced mastectomy. Now confusion turns into doubt My hand was steady applying the cuts. I knew something wasn't quite right Still thought I knew what I was doing. Wasn't like I was still drunk As I remove the tumor, something seems to be missing What felt and looked like a lump, was that really the right b**b? A routine procedure. Gone completely wrong. A real f**ing pity That chick had such nice cans. And now they're in the trash After the operation, the f**-up came to the light Husband going completely crazy Not to speak of the soon-to-be-titless wife One small confusion turned into truth The tomogram hung up the wrong way The lady was the one to pay And now I have to run away Misplaced mastectomy