f**ing wasted evening spent consuming too much of all kinds of sh**
My stupid buddy wasn't thinking when he bought them home with us
Told him 10 times not to do it, only listened to his dick
Now I'm stuck in this mess, staring at a female abomination
They're completely ugly. And just f**ing dumb
Worst thing is their pussies. These stinky hairy c*nts
I can't stand it. This sh**'s nasty, they expect to get their holes plunged
Revolting sensation spreading out, now I'm about to f**ing puke
Leave the room now, to the kitchen, have to find something to do
That's when the glistening of a bread knife caught the corner of my eye
Storm back into the room holding knife in hand
Commence hacking slicing at their stinky f**ing clits
Won't stop 'till I'm finished. This sh** has to end
No more of these stinky ugly f**ing hairy clits!
Butchery's over, now comes clean up
Hope my buddy doesn't mind
Think he's pa**ed out. Doesn't matter, smell got better by a mile
Now I feel more like f**ing. Now I finally can get a grip
Even with their bowels spread across the living room
They smell more pleasant than their f**ing clits