f**ing wasted evening spent consuming too much of all kinds of sh** My stupid buddy wasn't thinking when he bought them home with us Told him 10 times not to do it, only listened to his dick Now I'm stuck in this mess, staring at a female abomination They're completely ugly. And just f**ing dumb Worst thing is their pussies. These stinky hairy c*nts I can't stand it. This sh**'s nasty, they expect to get their holes plunged Revolting sensation spreading out, now I'm about to f**ing puke Leave the room now, to the kitchen, have to find something to do That's when the glistening of a bread knife caught the corner of my eye Storm back into the room holding knife in hand Commence hacking slicing at their stinky f**ing clits Won't stop 'till I'm finished. This sh** has to end No more of these stinky ugly f**ing hairy clits! Butchery's over, now comes clean up Hope my buddy doesn't mind Think he's pa**ed out. Doesn't matter, smell got better by a mile Now I feel more like f**ing. Now I finally can get a grip Even with their bowels spread across the living room They smell more pleasant than their f**ing clits