[Chorus: Alpha]
Sit back and relax, pull back your snap back
Your chillin' with the crew we got whole santa sack
So just smoke,(4x)
We've got to toke, so light another bloke
We got plenty a dope, that's kinda why were broke
Cus we smoke,(4x)
[Verse 1: Alpha]
We light a jay as we try to keep it real
Our reality fades as we start to get a feel
Get the abstract thoughts, imagination boomin' (boomin')
Dreamin' of gettin' caught, or maybe prostitution
Caught in the fog of adventurous times, so I get a pen and paper and write down these rhymes
Me and band maybe play a little air guitar, we don't even know the chords so we sound like retards, (a**hole)
Start to get tired so we do some more, we just blowin' more money that'll make us poor
But we just some hippies tryin' to save earth's core, gettin' stoned at a protest then knockin' down their door, (Tree-Hugger)
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[Verse 2: Alpha]
Callin' the hoes, I sniff them out with my nose, (Jew)
When they see our call they already f**in' know, (Uh-Huh)
Grab the keys to my car, grab the weed jar
Roll the windows up, I'm so high im a star, (star power)
I'm travelin' at the speed of light, and I know it's not a dream cause it feel so right
I hope I don't wake up but I know I might, havin' wonderful dreams of lesbians but no not dikes
And we start to get the munchies, I wish I wasn't hungry
Cunchy, saucy, anything that's salty
Jail break my mind and free it of the box, all you other stoners got the f**in' key to the lock, (haha)
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