[Chorus: Alpha] Sit back and relax, pull back your snap back Your chillin' with the crew we got whole santa sack So just smoke,(4x) We've got to toke, so light another bloke We got plenty a dope, that's kinda why were broke Cus we smoke,(4x) [Verse 1: Alpha] We light a jay as we try to keep it real Our reality fades as we start to get a feel Get the abstract thoughts, imagination boomin' (boomin') Dreamin' of gettin' caught, or maybe prostitution Caught in the fog of adventurous times, so I get a pen and paper and write down these rhymes Me and band maybe play a little air guitar, we don't even know the chords so we sound like retards, (a**hole) Start to get tired so we do some more, we just blowin' more money that'll make us poor But we just some hippies tryin' to save earth's core, gettin' stoned at a protest then knockin' down their door, (Tree-Hugger) [Chorus] [Verse 2: Alpha] Callin' the hoes, I sniff them out with my nose, (Jew) When they see our call they already f**in' know, (Uh-Huh) Grab the keys to my car, grab the weed jar Roll the windows up, I'm so high im a star, (star power) I'm travelin' at the speed of light, and I know it's not a dream cause it feel so right I hope I don't wake up but I know I might, havin' wonderful dreams of lesbians but no not dikes And we start to get the munchies, I wish I wasn't hungry Cunchy, saucy, anything that's salty Jail break my mind and free it of the box, all you other stoners got the f**in' key to the lock, (haha) [Chorus]