You call me up on the phone and ask me to come over and cuddle
I think you must want me or else you'd be a little more suttle
We go into your room get into your bed
My lap is where you decide to rest your head
And just when im about to make my move
You say
"your my straight gay friend"
"my straight gay friend"
"your closer to me than the rest of those men"
"to sweet to try to get in my pants"
"i appreciate you not trying to advance"
And i say
"dont mention it im here for you"
"but the subject is dim and my balls are blue"
I can't believe i just got L.J.B.F.'d again
Another lets just be friends
Well im out at the bar when i see her standin there
(dude shes so freakin hot)
She walkes up to me and runs her fingers through my hair
We drive back to her place
She says take of your shirt
Im gonna change out of this tiny skirt
So it doesnt get dirty and whats that i see in your hand
Its a can of pait and a roller to
You seem like such a nice guy so heres what we'll do
We'll paint my room watch will & grace on T.V
Just like when it was my brother and me
Your my straight gay friend
My straight gay friend
Your closer to me than the rest of those men
Your cute and unfriegnting and nice to me
Thanks for being that way Ba-by
And i say dont worry about it thats nice of you to say
But in my mind were doin it 10 different ways
I can't believe i just got L.J.B.F.'d again
Another lets just be friends
What you girls dont understand is that guys like me
We got enough friends
And it fills me up with so much spite when you
TALK ABOUT THE DOUCHE BAG YOU WHERE WITH LAST NIGHT
Im finally doin it right with this awsome hotty
She says sweet words to me and is feeling
All over my body
When we wake up from that crazy night
I realize my eyes where not right
That beer made my brain rise shes a big ol cow
And when she trys to make a move right now
I say lets just be friends
Lets just be friends
I know it felt like that night would never end
But you seem so nice dont want to ruin it with s**
I gotta go now but ill give you a text
So i run for the hill and can't help but feel hexed
You laidies out there really got me vexed
Gonna staple a sign to my face that says
I have no intrest in being your friend
(be your friend)(be your friend)
(be your friend)(be your friend)
(be your friend)(be your friend)
(be your friend)(be your friend)(be your friend)