Alex Lewis - Ljbf (Let's Just Be Friends) lyrics

You call me up on the phone and ask me to come over and cuddle I think you must want me or else you'd be a little more suttle We go into your room get into your bed My lap is where you decide to rest your head And just when im about to make my move You say "your my straight gay friend" "my straight gay friend" "your closer to me than the rest of those men" "to sweet to try to get in my pants" "i appreciate you not trying to advance" And i say "dont mention it im here for you" "but the subject is dim and my balls are blue" I can't believe i just got L.J.B.F.'d again Another lets just be friends Well im out at the bar when i see her standin there (dude shes so freakin hot) She walkes up to me and runs her fingers through my hair We drive back to her place She says take of your shirt Im gonna change out of this tiny skirt So it doesnt get dirty and whats that i see in your hand Its a can of pait and a roller to You seem like such a nice guy so heres what we'll do We'll paint my room watch will & grace on T.V Just like when it was my brother and me Your my straight gay friend My straight gay friend Your closer to me than the rest of those men Your cute and unfriegnting and nice to me Thanks for being that way Ba-by And i say dont worry about it thats nice of you to say But in my mind were doin it 10 different ways I can't believe i just got L.J.B.F.'d again Another lets just be friends What you girls dont understand is that guys like me We got enough friends And it fills me up with so much spite when you TALK ABOUT THE DOUCHE BAG YOU WHERE WITH LAST NIGHT Im finally doin it right with this awsome hotty She says sweet words to me and is feeling All over my body When we wake up from that crazy night I realize my eyes where not right That beer made my brain rise shes a big ol cow And when she trys to make a move right now I say lets just be friends Lets just be friends I know it felt like that night would never end But you seem so nice dont want to ruin it with s** I gotta go now but ill give you a text So i run for the hill and can't help but feel hexed You laidies out there really got me vexed Gonna staple a sign to my face that says I have no intrest in being your friend (be your friend)(be your friend) (be your friend)(be your friend) (be your friend)(be your friend) (be your friend)(be your friend)(be your friend)