Performed by adam sandler
Here we go
Piece of sh** car
I got a piece of sh** car
That f**in' pile of sh**
Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of sh**
'cause the shocks are f**ing shot
And my seatbelt's f**ing broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(it's a piece of sh**)
I can't see through the windshield
'cause it's got a big f**ing' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'cause my friend puked in the back
(it's a piece of sh**)
(piece of sh** car)
Piece of sh** car
(he's got a piece of sh** car)
It s**s royal dick
(that f**in' pile of sh**)
100% crap
(never gets him very far)
Oh f** you car
It's got no cd player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(they can bite his a** too)
And i got no f**in' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day i hear "hey, watch it a**hole"
(you f**in' piece of sh**)
(piece of sh** car)
I got piece of sh** car
(he got a piece of sh** car)
Diesel gas s**s my a**
(that f**in' pile of sh**)
That pile of metal sh**
(never gets him very far)
Oh what the f** did i do
What the f** did i do
What the f** did i do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But i'm too broke to buy something new
Oh f** me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always f**in' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a f**ing coat hanger
(what a pain in his a**)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance i'll ever bang her
(he never ever gets da p**y)
Hey shut up
(piece of sh** car)
You piece of sh** car
(you got a piece of sh** car)
You piece of sh** car
(piece of sh** car)
Bald f**in' tires
(you got a piece of sh** car)
No rearview f**ing mirror
(piece of sh** car)
Seven different colors
(you got a piece of sh** car)
f**ing rag for a gas cap
(piece of sh** car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(you got a piece of sh** car)
(piece of sh** car)
(you got a piece of sh** car)
(piece of sh** car)
Oh the whole town thinks i'm a loser
(you got a piece of sh** car)
Cabby give me a push
(piece of sh** car...)