Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car lyrics

Performed by adam sandler Here we go Piece of sh** car I got a piece of sh** car That f**in' pile of sh** Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of sh** 'cause the shocks are f**ing shot And my seatbelt's f**ing broken I got to tie it in a knot (it's a piece of sh**) I can't see through the windshield 'cause it's got a big f**ing' crack And the interior smells real bad 'cause my friend puked in the back (it's a piece of sh**) (piece of sh** car) Piece of sh** car (he's got a piece of sh** car) It s**s royal dick (that f**in' pile of sh**) 100% crap (never gets him very far) Oh f** you car It's got no cd player, it only got the 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack (they can bite his a** too) And i got no f**in' brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day i hear "hey, watch it a**hole" (you f**in' piece of sh**) (piece of sh** car) I got piece of sh** car (he got a piece of sh** car) Diesel gas s**s my a** (that f**in' pile of sh**) That pile of metal sh** (never gets him very far) Oh what the f** did i do What the f** did i do What the f** did i do To get stuck with you You're too wide for drive-thru And you smell like the shoe But i'm too broke to buy something new Oh f** me Well the engine likes to flood The car always f**in' stalls And the seat cushion's got a big rip So a spring always pokes the balls (ouch, ouch, ouch) Plus the door locks are busted I gotta use a f**ing coat hanger (what a pain in his a**) And if a girlie sees my car There's no chance i'll ever bang her (he never ever gets da p**y) Hey shut up (piece of sh** car) You piece of sh** car (you got a piece of sh** car) You piece of sh** car (piece of sh** car) Bald f**in' tires (you got a piece of sh** car) No rearview f**ing mirror (piece of sh** car) Seven different colors (you got a piece of sh** car) f**ing rag for a gas cap (piece of sh** car) Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere (you got a piece of sh** car) (piece of sh** car) (you got a piece of sh** car) (piece of sh** car) Oh the whole town thinks i'm a loser (you got a piece of sh** car) Cabby give me a push (piece of sh** car...)