Zz Top - If I Could Flag Her Down lyrics

Living room, pa**ing time, talking trash, sipping wine, I need something more substantial. New deck of playing cards, I don't like to work this hard, I think I'll have to cancel. I'm running out of time, I'm about to lose my mind. I got the six, gimme your nine. Slow hand on the clock, I'm sitting here like a rock, I'm feeling so abnormal. Pictures in the magazines, all my thoughts are so obscene. Cover up that centerfold. I'm running out of time, I'm about to lose my mind. I got the six, gimme your nine. Look at this, what a pair, she won't let me touch her there, she's so discriminating. This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey. I'm running out of time, I'm about to lose my mind. I got the six, gimme your nine.