Believe it or not I was a beauty queen I was the toast of the rock n' roll scene I had all the friends that money could buy But I would trade it all in, just to be alive If they could see me now, that little gang of mine You can bet your a** they'd run a mile If my friends could see me now... Nobody likes you when your dead It just ain't right Just 'cause I'm biting on your head There's no need to be impolite And if I still had eyes Then I would surely cry Nobody likes you when you're dead And that's the story of my life See the repulsion on your faces... Have you looked in a mirror lately? Have you ever been a teenage dream? My daddy was a TV, my mommy was a magazine The only man that I ever loved was the same motherf**er who cut me up He cut me up in a special way He made me what I am today If my friends could see me now... Nobody likes you when your dead It just ain't right Just 'cause I'm biting on your head There's no need to be impolite And if I still had eyes Then I would surely cry Nobody likes you when you're dead And that's the story of my life