Zack Whedon - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog Act 2 Scene 3 lyrics

In Dr. Horrible's living room. Moist is trying to open a jar. Most: k** someone? Dr. Horrible: Would you do it? To get into the Evil League of Evil? Most: Look at me man. I'm Moist. At my most bada** I make people feel like they wanna take a shower. I'm not E.L.E. material. Dr. Horrible: k**ing's not elegant or creative. It's not my style. Most: You've got more than enough evil hours to get into the Henchman's Union. Dr. Horrible: *PSSH* I'm not a henchman. I'm Dr. Horrible; I've got a PhD in Horribleness. Most: Is that the new catchphrase? Dr. Horrible: I deserve to get in; you know I do. But k**ing? Most: Hourgla** says she knows a kid in Iowa, grows up to be President. That'd be... big. Dr. Horrible: I'm not gonna k** a little kid. Most: Smother an old lady! Dr. Horrible: Do I even know you?!