Zach - So Maternal lyrics

[PARENTING PODCAST HOST, spoken] On today's episode we're talking allergies. Peanuts, dairy, eggs...how do we let kid be kids, but still keep them safe? [REBECCA] Parenting ain't harrowing Demanding or dramatic! Let's face facts Moms say that when They're not this good at it! Step aside ladies Give your babies to a Carol Brady level matriarch The only hard part of it is How hard I'll hit this When I knock it out of the park! Your hands (Raise ‘em up) Your gla** (Raise it up) Low expectations (Raise ‘em up) Your children I'm gonna raise ‘em up! It's instinctual I'm a natural I am tireless multitaskical My mom gave the flame And it'll burn eternal Damn I'm so maternal! So maternal! So maternal! So maternal! [REBECCA, spoken] Tommy, lunch! [PARENTING PODCAST HOST, spoken] You're listening to "Mom Time Daily" And we're so honored to have Super mom Rebecca Bunch here on Our podcast today! Rebecca, you are one of the most Incredible moms I have ever seen Even though you don't have any Children and you've only been Babysitting for less than an hour How do you do it? [REBECCA, spoken] First of all I want to say what an Honor it is for you to have me on Your podcast You know, I think I just instinctively 'get' how to be a mom and that's what Sets me apart from other 'mothers' [PARENTING PODCAST HOST, spoken] Agreed! Other mothers are losers! [REBECCA, spoken] Heh, yes [REBECCA] Gonna keep ‘em warm Gonna keep ‘em safe Gonna keep their homework Free of mistakes If a kid get hungry I'll feed his face A real wholesome meal Piece of cake Here have a piece of cake Energy (Let's bring it up) The volume (DJ, bring it up) My spotlight-light (God, bring it up) Your children, you're gonna Let me bring them up It comes easily, it's effortless [PARENTING PODCAST HOST] Even Gwyneth said "You're the best at this” On her well respected Online journal... [REBECCA] Good God, I'm so maternal! So maternal So maternal So maternal So maternal