Zach Sherwin - Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley lyrics

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Zach Sherwin - Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ELVIS PRESLEY! VS! MICHAEL JACKSON! BEGIN! [Verse 1: Michael Jackson] Oooh, Elvis Presley as I live and breathe You stole rock and roll, gave us rockabilly cheese You dance like an epileptic: Nothing but left feet, I've seen it Every record you set, man, I beat it Here's a tip: Don't swallow a bucket of d** So you won't die on the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love I'm Bad, I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up Watch me moonwalk and I step on your blue suede Even in d**h I go platinum on Blu-Ray Spitting out hits since I was six years old I'm the King of Pop, you're the King of Jelly Rolls [Verse 2: Elvis Presley] Well I died on the sh**ter but I don't give a crap You ain't got half the bada** battle raps that I have I got one for your monkey, two for your clothes Three for your family and four for your nose You better surrender talkin' about them ABC's Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees This is the big time, Jacko, no dress rehearsal I'll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial I can tell you're angry but I can't comprehend it I stole from black culture, why are you offended? Your Daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy Don't make me spank you and dangle your a** over a balcony! [Verse 3: Michael Jackson] Ohhh, It's about time for a Thriller Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla I'm going Off The Wall, I won't stop 'til I get enough Whooping your big fat a** with my shiny glove How you gonna talk about the birds and bees When you met your own wife when she was only 14 Then you made one daughter, she (Ah) came to me I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee You shoulda stayed in the army dude, (Shamone) Even Tito looks better than you I'm singing Aaaahhhhhh, you're singing Don't be Cruel There's only one crown baby, let the one King rule [Verse 4: Elvis Presley] You're a creeper dude, you like to grab your own wanger I only let you marry my daughter cause I knew you'd never bang her You think you're tough? Man, you look like Tootie I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie You lost your damn mind, that's why they cast you in The Wiz You're like a sad white woman who never got to be a kid I'm out before you try to hold me and free your willy Later weirdo; Elvis is leaving the building! WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC (HEE-HEE) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!