Zach Braff - Breakfast with Mom lyrics

INT. MARK'S LIVING ROOM – MORNING [Large wakes up from cat "meows" and clattering noise; on the couch with the word “BALLS” on his forehead in black marker. As he sits up he sees a knight walking back and forth.] INT. KITCHEN – A LITTLE LATER [Andrew, Mark, Carol, and Tim sit around the kitchen table.] CAROL It's good, isn't it? I always try to save a couple of the marshmallows till the very end...but I never make it. I always end up with...a bunch of flake things and pink milk. My mind wanders. ANDREW So, Tim...How long have you been working at Medieval Times? TIM Three years. B-But I've only been a knight for two. You have to pay your dues. I worked in the stables and helped in the kitchen. CAROL When I started, he was making the coleslaw. It hasn't been the same since you got knighted. TIM But I really just stirred it. CAROL Don't be modest. Mr. Modesty won the joust last night. ANDREW Congratulations. TIM It's not that big a deal. It's fixed. ANDREW What was it that happened to you in high school? You had a thing. I forgot what it was. MARK He got the sh** kicked out of him. CAROL No, he didn't. MARK How do you know? He got the sh** kicked out of him by Tyrell Freedmen. MARK I f**ed him up too. MARK He knocked your teeth out. TIM He only chipped one tooth. TIM So, uh, w-what are you up to now, Mark? You're digging graves? CAROL Mark's getting into real estate. Tim can speak Klingon. ANDREW What? TIM No, I can't. CAROL Yes, you can. MARK What the f** is Klingon? ANDREW Like the Star Trek guys? CAROL Yeah, he can speak their language. TIM No, she's kidding. CAROL No, I'm not. Why are you being shy? MARK Yeah, don't be shy, Tim. TIM It's just... It's made-up. This guy who plays the wizard at work is a Trekkie. I don't... CAROL Don't be shy. Tell them what you said to me last night. TIM No. MARK Say what you said to her last night. TIM Kuntar peteeky maya. Al fook soo. MARK You gotta be kidding me. CAROL It means, "I like to mate after battle." TIM That's not what I said. CAROL Yeah. TIM No. No. That wasn't the one I said. This one means, "k** Kirk"...and also "Hallelujah," depending on the context. MARK You must have got it confused with “Pleej artulyah. Hagtooth pleep.” CAROL Honey, that is good. MARK You know what that means, Tim? Well, I do. It means, "Get the f** out of my house before I chop your f**ing head off." CAROL Mark, he's a knight. MARK He's just a fast-food knight. TIM I should get going. Thanks, uh, for the cereal. I had a lovely evening. By the way, it says "balls" on your face. ANDREW a**hole. MARK My mom did it.