Zach Braff - A Ride Home lyrics

EXT. PARKING LOT – DAY TIME [Andrew pulls up in his Depnr next to Sam sitting alone on a bench outside the hospital.] ANDREW So why were you really there? SAM Charging. I'm a robot. ANDREW Do you lie a lot? SAM What do you consider a lot? ANDREW Enough for people to call you a liar. SAM People call me lots of things. ANDREW Is one of them "liar"? SAM I could say "no," but how would you know I'm not lyin'? ANDREW I guess I could choose to trust you. SAM You can do that? ANDREW I can try. SAM Whose bike is that? ANDREW It was my grandfather's. It was the only thing he left to anyone in my family, and he left it to me. And I like it. SAM So this is the point in the conversation where you ask me if I'd like a ride home. ANDREW It is? SAM Yep. ANDREW Would you like a ride home? SAM Fine. But I'm not getting in that sidecar. ANDREW Why not? SAM Sidecars are for b**hes. Anyone who rides in that is automatically your b**h. Thus, I will ride on the back. Whoa. ANDREW Hold on tight. SAM Okay. Holdin'. My hair is blowin' in the wind. EXT. NJ STREET/MOVING – DAY TIME ANDREW What, are you like a hang glider? SAM My boyfriend was gonna pick me up so I brought it. But then he couldn't. ANDREW What does he have? One of those tandem things? SAM No. He drives a Ninja. Goes way faster than this guy. ANDREW But what kind of helmet is that? SAM You can wear it on a bike. Anyway, how's your head? ANDREW I should live through the day. SAM Cool. Make a right here. ANDREW Are you doing anything right now? SAM Can you elaborate on "doing anything"? ANDREW I know this guy, Jesse. He bought this mansion that's right up here, and he wants me to come visit him. But I don't want to stay very long. I was thinking, like if you came too, I could just say I have to take you home when I'm ready to go. SAM Wow. That's pretty damn random of you, Andrew. ANDREW I know. SAM "Nice to meet you. Can I use you?" ANDREW No. SAM It's the Hollywood in you, I guess. ANDREW No. Come on. It's not like that. It'll be fun. I'll tell you what, we can have like, like a signal. Like, when you pull on your ear, that's the code. And then I'll be like, "Oh, I got to take her home." And then we'll go. SAM Can we have code names too? ANDREW If you want. SAM Okay. But don't try and like kidnap me or anything, 'cause my step-uncle's a bounty hunter and he could have you tracked and k**ed. ANDREW You're such a liar. SAM Whoo! EXT. JESSE'S MANSION - BACKYARD [Jesse holds a bow and a flaming arrow. He shoots it up in the air at them as Andrew and Sam stand in the middle of the field] JESSE Okay. You ready? [The arrow lands close to both Sam and Andrew. She tugs on her eard - the signal to leave.] EXT. SAM'S PORCH ANDREW I'll be fine. Am I the first boy you've ever brought home? SAM No. But, um...I lied to you before when I told you my boyfriend drives a Ninja. ANDREW He doesn't drive a bike? SAM No, I don't have a boyfriend. But, you know, he might drive a Ninja. Wherever he is. ANDREW Wow. We're off to a great start. SAM Okay. So, so sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too. I don't even know why I do it. It's like, it's like a tic. I mean, sometimes I hear myself say something, and then I think "Wow, that wasn't even remotely true." ANDREW So how do people know what's real? SAM Well, I always feel bad afterwards and admit them when they're lies. Can you trust that? ANDREW Open the door. SAM Okay.