Verse 1: We don't like tennis shoes, we wear sandals And yeah, we have s** with goats and ride camels I live in a desert in Abu Dhabi So I squat behind a cactus when I have to potty Roll your tongue on the R's Whoops, dropped a bomb, Allahu Ahkbar I play the flute and snakes come out of jars I caught a flight, plane didn't get far And you might not believe it, man But during the winter, I ski in sand And the TSA was like “Man, how did you get out of Iraq…”--- I ran. Damn... Chorus: Watch out, Watch out Rasheed's got a bomb! Watch out, Watch out Abdul-Jabar got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Amir's got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Malcolm X got a bomb! Verse 2: I'm a billionaire, check my Equifax Always wearing turbins and bedsheet hats An Arabian day in the life See I have 10 leashes, one for each wife And I have 10 bombs, one for each flight That I put my wives on if they speak without permission Then “Mommy, look! There's a plane in the airrrrr!" (BOOM) uh, I swear it was just there... We're all m**m, Salaam And we all live in a cave, Saddam Where we all eat lots of hummus…. yum! My first website was the bomb dot com, UM… And you might not believe it, man But during the winter, I ski in sand And the TSA was like “Man, how did you get out of Iraq…”--- “Iran” damn... Chorus: Watch out, watch out Hussein got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Ramir Asheed got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Obama got a bomb! Watch out, Watch out Osama bin Laden got a bomb! (Well, not anymore...) Verse 3: Don't touch my hat, it's sacred I can make all my wives get naked I have a phobia, I'm afraid of BACONNNN You need RPG? I can make it! We own mini-marts and gas stations Where people buy beer to get wasted! Like 9/11 Victims, I take my— Whoa whoa whoa…. dude, no— you just don't say that. Wasted like 9-11 Victims? f** no. We don't say that sh** in America. You might say that sh** over in Lebanon or Afghanistan or wherever the f** you from but in America? You can get yo a** KILT out here! Take that sh** out of the lyrics, right now before I shove a cactus up yo sandy a**. Right NOW! I ain't playing…. sh**! ARAB: I'm sorry…. I didn't know. I'm erasing it I erased it. It's gone sir. I'm sorry Me: Throw that damn falafel in the trash and focus…. (sigh) …. cue the Gotdamn music... As the world waits for my plans to unfoil During spring, I jetski on oil And I've bombed all sorts of different places and the TSA is the most racist, they be like CHORUS: Watch out, Watch out Rasheed's got a bomb! Watch out, Watch out Abdul-Jabar got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Amir's got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Malcolm X got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Hussein got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Ramir Asheed got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Obama got a bomb! Watch out, Watch out Osama bin Laden got a bomb!