YUP - Sufferin' Bastard lyrics

Every time I go out to look for a job It's damn sure I don't get far 'Til I get hit by a car No! The most unfortunate person that ever lived If I start on something it won't work out I f** up everything. No! Why me? Oh Lord why please tell me why? I'm the sufferin' ba*tard Not good for anything Everlasting loser I wanna die The most unfortunate person that ever exist No friends no flat, no tv, no money I think I'll lock myself in the bathroom And slit my wrist Why me? Oh Lord why please tell me why? I'm the sufferin' ba*tard Not good for anything Everlasting loser I wanna die Oh the pain