Yung Simon - Meteor lyrics

[Verse 1] Hi my names Simon and welcome for the song This is my first hit like I'm holding a bong I'm bananas just like Donkey Kong In my pyjamas my bars are strong Gamecube controller, plugged into a tree K I S S I N G Don't get me vexed up like Mr moseby Stop running through my lobby Don't make me catch a body Me and my posse Will stomp you into the concrete We stay obsolete We always on our feet Trick or treat, take a seat Tweet tweet i'm a parakeet SKR SKR im 1337 that's elite Icy flow no vaseline Light you up like gasoline My flaccid dicks bigger than your hard pee pee What a catastrophe yeah [Chorus] b**hes scream when they see me *scream* I said b**hes scream when they see me *scream* Trapping hard strapped up with my cards *scream* SKR SKR SKR Pokemon cards *scream* [Verse 2] Trim my pubic hair Then f** her on my gaming chair Spray up my game collection But my erection wasn't aiming in that direction Parental discretion is advised Autismboys we worldwide See me creeping through the trap house 360 PS3 and a Wii on my lap now Earl grey tea and an Apple Mac mouse They know me autismboys worldwide now Walking down the street While im beating my meat Have a meet and greet With a fan from japan Got my dick in one hand And cyanide in the other So you know I go hard When im murdering your mother So you know I go hard When im murdering your mother uh [Chorus] [Outro] My power is astounding Crown me king I piss like a fountain Billion quid is what I'm counting Puffing pot now higher than a Mountain uh 2015, cyber simon, shoutout to myself