[Verse 1: T-Brain] Down the club, going hard, and I'm getting chicks Not going home (um) with any less than six Grab a Mountain Dew, hit the bathroom need my fix Only text a girl (um) if she's sending pics Now you know the story and what's gonna happen next I guess you knew, here's a clue, they all get undressed. (um) They all tell me that I'm with the very best I must confess and address That I'm better then the rest. (um) Bailey Jay. Bailey Jay. I f**ed a girl, her names Bailey Jay I know everyone will get in my way No stopping me, just stay away I'm in form today I'm about to spray All the girls will hit the hay You don't know about me, but that's okay Cuz I'm so based I'm clubbing on a weekday (Um, Um) Now the whole world feeling in (Um, Um) Take a sip of monster, no spilling in (Um, Um) Now we just repeat, re-living in Banging chicks, expensive trips Take a b**h and you make her sit. (Wow cool song!) [Chorus: Yung Simon] Dollar dollar bills, dollar dollar dollar bills ya'll We have your b**h, head over heels though Stick my dick inside a cyber glory hole Tim and Simon are here to take your soul [x2] [Verse 2: Yung Simon] It's Simon here, It's Simon here I'm here to drink another beer In the club with Tim Brand Holding on to a girls hand Feel a lump in my jeans I think we both know what this means Um, um, well, eh Uh, uh, um, eh, well Will she s** my dick while I'm playing Xbox? Will she clean the dishes while I'm smoking Crack Rocks I hope she's ready for the 50 inch co*k I got all the b**hes in this place on lock. (um) Welcome to my crib, enough talk let me feel your ribs Take your pills b**h Simon ain't having no f**ing kids.(Um) Go so hard on this track you'd think I've taken Viagra When I blow my load you'll feel like it was f**ing Niagara Me and Tim we're the f**ing bedroom legends. (Um) We be touching more women then your local reverend. (Um) No need for date rape, we don't even need the duct tape. (Um) You already know we leave your b**h feeling the f**ing gape Wow cool song! [Chorus: Yung Simon] [x2] [Verse 3: Yung Simon] Buy every bottle in the club and I still need more Take my drinks away from me and you know there will be war Tim, over here, loves his monster energy But when he drinks it he touches girls from Elementary [Outro: Yung Simon] Tim (Well um t-that's not a lie) Tim (Well he did touch some) Tim stop it (he doesn't touch all of them, but he um well-) Tim (he touch well, touches a lot so well um. Uh well UH um) Tim stop it! (Um) Tim. Tim please. Tim Tim. Come on just stop. Please Tim. Well. T-Tim stop Well. Well. That's it. Well I hope you enjoyed the song. Um. Thanks Bye Wow cool song!