YTCracker - The Link lyrics

[Verse 1] What the world wants, the world gets And I was born into these Internets So who better to break it all down and keep the science flowing Got to focus trinket for bringing it back from the brink Got to change the game's groupthink And show them all how to live like this Fly the 'Nerd Life' tat - one time for the kids at home on YouTube See a spammer lose manner; get rude But show these fools my aptitude I'm cool as a cucum', riding on the ba** drum when it pop And I protect and serve these nerds; RoboCop [Verse 2] Listen to the lyrics how they glisten I'm accomplishing my mission It is I, the fly spamtec soldier -- nerd with a modem Like a shaman and his totem Gotta buff 'er, lock and load 'em I'm held to a higher standard, the starship commander I damage opponents: critical Nerd life, I said it Go against that and you will regret it Upvote me twice on Reddit I'm the first nerd who prolly said it And I did it all myself Listen to the old stuff, up ye health I did it for the Nerdy Southern Did it for the DGs that I govern [Hook] It's an Adventure of Link I link these worlds with my words Unifying the universe For all of my nerds Teaching nerds in their teens How to hack on machines And teaching nerds in their twenties How to follow their dreams Teaching nerds in their thirties To keep pushing; don't worry Cause the nerds in their forties Are still grinding with whodis Since some nerds in their fifties screwed back in '82 This link will never die as long as I'm here with you [Verse 3] Five years ago, I dropped an album and now I can go almost anywhere in the world and draw a crowd Beam songs through the clouds, they travel for miles Resonate off the walls of space Visual Basic can't track this k**er with a GUI interface Cause I possess too much sk** Natural 20s on my highlight reel I'm Tyson, more like Neil With the astrophysics s** appeal Gotta stitch in time for nine bills So I spam nine sites with them online pills Communicate that I got the right deals The offer convert like value meals [Verse 4] To my detriment, I got picked on When I was a kid, now it's on And I tell my fans I got plans to stick it The Man, so flip your chips on Engage CP-unit, overclock and finely tune it Unleash the wrath of full path disclosure and hit the doja Hit the books and hit on the chicks if they got good looks Hits on my site cause I got hit hooks All about the 'nerd life, word life' crooks Digital Gangster members, I thank ya Without you, fame would be a stranger Now I can put these mic's in danger Not the DJ, but the HID exchanger [Hook x2]