(Verse 1) Oh my God, what I started From the sh** that people used to tell me was retarded Now I'm Magic carded and bartered my way to infamy Destined since I was in my infancy I'm still pimpin', see Give the Nerdy Nation some sympathy Yeah I'm the greatest rapper you ever seen Cause I'm a Spamtec soldier still rulin' supreme Like a taco, living a modern life like I'm Rocco Muy flaco, but still packin big nuts and co*k, yo Peace to the seven-one-EZ When we playin' (Heart of Darkness?) it's never easy A lot of people see me loading up on computers Putting holes through your credit like the first-person shooters Log into RCON, watch me get your life and your car gone By the time you realize then I'm far gone Ba** drum in your chest like I'm SOCOM Villainous rapper/hacker on the internet, so bomb (Chorus) What's up, and welcome to Nerd Life Where everyone knows that you run faster with you're knife Where everyone knows not to nerf the shamans Cause that's a f**in' cla** I'm playin' 64 beats 32 And the Dual Core chips are the hot new cool Interrupts are gone, and I'm still stacked If your hand leaves the piece then you can't take it back (Verse 2) Born '82, made '86 A precocious nerdy rapper getting paid in the mix See me the mathematic tune addict Everything that you dream about, I already had it (I already had it) Pop the collar on my Polo Mainframe, made game, whether groups or solo Writing stuff to me, people try to make a statement Making money, making music, Nerd Life, k** 'em if they hatin' Locatin, Hack a GPS, I know where you live So keep your mouth shut, cause you got nothing to give My XP in Nerd Life focus And my adventures never bogus But I'm the nerd Ted and Bill Stood the test of time and I keep it on the real I'm gonna keep k**in' them still As long as Paul Wall stay rockin' a grill, yeah! (Chorus 2x) STC is the greatest